Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

It’s Not You, It’s Me…

In Humor on September 5, 2010 at 6:08 pm

There are a few conservative bloggers out there whose humor I can always count on. King Shamus and Iowahawk are the kind of personalities that I’d like to see in a buddy road-trip movie. I imagine them rolling along in their convertible a la Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and perhaps receiving timely advice at a roadside diner from a mysterious, fedora-wearing stranger.

Iowahawk has already written the break-up scene that inspires our protagonists to hit the open road:

Barack, can we, uh, talk for a few minutes?

Oh, nothing. It’s just that it just seems we haven’t had a chance to talk for a while. I mean, I know we’ve both been busy for the past year or so. You with your fundraisers and golfing and stuff, and me with all those appointments at the unemployment office…

…Where was I? Oh yeah. I guess what I was trying to say is that those early days were magical. But, well, maybe magic isn’t the best basis for a… Shit. Look, maybe the best way to do this is just come out and say it. I think it’s best if we take a break.

[Cue Born to be Wild]

Seriously, it’s worth reading the whole thing, especially when the conversation turns to Fredericks of Stockholm.

Does Nancy Pelosi Weigh More Than a Duck?

In Humor on March 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm


Pelosi witchcraft. It’s frightening.  Seriously, how do you think she managed to get health care through that chamber not once, but twice? She has supernatural powers to compensate for her, uh, beauty.

I don’t know whether or not Nancy Pelosi is a witch or whether it was witchcraft that she used to ram health care through the House. Apparently there’s a surefire way to tell. Scientific analysis and detailed instructions in the video:

Dems Vote to Provide Viagra to Rapists

In health care, Senate on March 24, 2010 at 8:15 pm

Picture is, um... unrelated.

Senate Democrats today voted down an amendment to the health care bill aimed to prohibit the use of Federal funds to purchase Viagra and other ED drugs to rapists, pedophiles and other sex offenders. The amendment, defeated 57-42, was submitted by Senator Coburn (R-OK).

Via Politico:

Democrats have defeated every amendment offered by Republicans so far, arguing that any change will kill the bill.

I think that was the point… In any case, the defeat of this amendment will make the political ads more entertaining this fall.