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You’re Doing It Wrong! Jonas Brother Says Sex ‘Not Worth the Wait’.

In Education on December 24, 2009 at 7:43 pm

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”

“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

I can see where he might draw that conclusion. Years of anticipation culminate in two minutes of nervous bumbling. It’s okay, buddy… it gets better.

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  1. What are the chances this marriage is going to last? Any takers?

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